i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
she is a goddess among tramps
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
The-Dream - Turnt (feat. Beyoncé & 2 Chainz)
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
sorry i had to get this one in before the joke dies
- Guy: hey
- Guy: r u there?
- Guy: my bad u must be busy. U cute tho.
- Guy: where r u??
- Guy: damn. U sexy tho. So when we gonna chill???
- Guy: damn u playing games yo! Whatever! 1!
- *an hour passes*
- Guy: *sends random nudes* so when u coming to beat it up??
- Guy: .....
- Guy: damn nigga u ain't even that cute!!
- Guy: fuck you faggot ass bitch! You ugly anyway!
- *48 hours passes*
- Guy: Hey stranger. I miss u.
If I leave you it doesn’t mean I love you any less
Keep me in your heart for awhile…
May 21, 2012
idk man i just really love strong well-written female characters
dear suburban white teenagers
alrighty back to typing because i was almost dooooone
When Adventure Time gets real.
Oppressors complaining that it’s unfair that there are programs or services which are only for oppressed groups, is like shooting someone then complaining that they got to have more visits to the hospital than you.