kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

May 21st / 20,902 notes †
sylvanburningcenter:

she is a goddess among tramps

sylvanburningcenter:

she is a goddess among tramps

May 21st / 8,936 notes †

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

May 21st / Tagged: yep / 47,662 notes †
1,261 plays

idinero:

The-Dream - Turnt (feat. Beyoncé & 2 Chainz)

May 21st / Tagged: music yaaaaaaasss / 283 notes †
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less. May 21st / 9,886 notes †

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

May 21st / 2,425 notes †

darkerthanblack:

sorry i had to get this one in before the joke dies

May 21st / Tagged: royai / 957 notes †
I like ignoring dudes just to see them self-destruct...
  • Guy: hey
  • Guy: r u there?
  • Guy: my bad u must be busy. U cute tho.
  • Guy: where r u??
  • Guy: damn. U sexy tho. So when we gonna chill???
  • Guy: damn u playing games yo! Whatever! 1!
  • *an hour passes*
  • Guy: *sends random nudes* so when u coming to beat it up??
  • Guy: .....
  • Guy: damn nigga u ain't even that cute!!
  • Guy: fuck you faggot ass bitch! You ugly anyway!
  • *48 hours passes*
  • Guy: Hey stranger. I miss u.
May 21st / 173 notes †

inescunha:

If I leave you it doesn’t mean I love you any less

Keep me in your heart for awhile…


 May 21, 2012

May 21st / Tagged: house md oh no it's been a whole year *sobs* / 396 notes †
May 21st / 1,201 notes †

tookforafool:

idk man i just really love strong well-written female characters

May 21st / Tagged: mellie grant / 50 notes †

theuppitynegras:

dear suburban white teenagers

May 21st / 26,178 notes †

alrighty back to typing because i was almost dooooone

May 21st / 0 notes †

quintessentially-queer:

When Adventure Time gets real.

May 21st / Tagged: see: me with kerry washington / 50,521 notes †

sexistfacebookdudes:

Oppressors complaining that it’s unfair that there are programs or services which are only for oppressed groups, is like shooting someone then complaining that they got to have more visits to the hospital than you.

May 21st / 373 notes †

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